Vasoline - The Other White Meat
So what was I talking about earlier?
Soulsistrin is an amazing artist. We got to talking one night about her art and what she does. It impressed me. A lot. I like people who are interesting, have good stories and have a lot of talent and truly love what they do.
It fascinates me and impresses me. She impressed me.
So this was the deal.
I am from California. My wife is from New York. When we first met, she called me “Turtle” from that one Finding Nemo movie.
Cause I guess I talk him. The turtle.
So as our relationship got closer, I decided to send her a turtle ring.
I bought her a turtle ring. I was still living on the other side of the coast but it kept a bond between us, Michele and myself. even in the furthest places apart in the US. 
I moved to New York and as I started working internationally, it kept us closer.
She lost it. Totally devastating her. For weeks. I couldn’t do anything about it. It wouldn’t be the same if I bought the same one. It held too many memories for us.
It was like our wedding ring, if that makes sense.
Well she was out of it. Took her some time to get back on track because it held many memories of all of the good and the bad and the ugly that we walked through together. Buying the same one made no sense.
It wouldn’t be the same.
So I told Soulsistrin the story, since I already was thinking about a new idea…I just didn’t know what idea it would be.
She suggested a necklace turtle. Well that sounded cool. Lets see what she can do.
She drew it up and sent it to me. I approved immediately. It was perfect.and she did it  
It just came in the mail today and it is awesome.
It blew Michele away.
Thank you. Michele loves it. I love it.
For the old ring we lost? That will always hold our old memories together and never be forgotten..
For the new necklace soulsistrin made for us? Those are for the new memories that will happen and thank you for making it happen,
We started the first part of our relationship with a ring. Let’s start the second part with a necklace.
So thank you.
Thank you. From both of us.
I would highly recommend her to anyone.

So what was I talking about earlier?

Soulsistrin is an amazing artist. We got to talking one night about her art and what she does. It impressed me. A lot. I like people who are interesting, have good stories and have a lot of talent and truly love what they do.

It fascinates me and impresses me. She impressed me.

So this was the deal.

I am from California. My wife is from New York. When we first met, she called me “Turtle” from that one Finding Nemo movie.

Cause I guess I talk him. The turtle.

So as our relationship got closer, I decided to send her a turtle ring.

I bought her a turtle ring. I was still living on the other side of the coast but it kept a bond between us, Michele and myself. even in the furthest places apart in the US. 

I moved to New York and as I started working internationally, it kept us closer.

She lost it. Totally devastating her. For weeks. I couldn’t do anything about it. It wouldn’t be the same if I bought the same one. It held too many memories for us.

It was like our wedding ring, if that makes sense.

Well she was out of it. Took her some time to get back on track because it held many memories of all of the good and the bad and the ugly that we walked through together. Buying the same one made no sense.

It wouldn’t be the same.

So I told Soulsistrin the story, since I already was thinking about a new idea…I just didn’t know what idea it would be.

She suggested a necklace turtle. Well that sounded cool. Lets see what she can do.

She drew it up and sent it to me. I approved immediately. It was perfect.and she did it  

It just came in the mail today and it is awesome.

It blew Michele away.

Thank you. Michele loves it. I love it.

For the old ring we lost? That will always hold our old memories together and never be forgotten..

For the new necklace soulsistrin made for us? Those are for the new memories that will happen and thank you for making it happen,

We started the first part of our relationship with a ring. Let’s start the second part with a necklace.

So thank you.

Thank you. From both of us.

I would highly recommend her to anyone.

Razor blades

Is there anything this magical ray of sharpened steel cannot do?

House showing right now. Razors cleaned the place up pretty well.

Open house really for a fee hours. Easier to take the dogs to get groomed and hang out at someone else’s house.

Realtor doesn’t want us there anyway.

We are out of the house now. Wait til it ends.

I got an awesome piece of art necklace for Michele made by a kickass artist on here and I will post pics and give credit to her because it is amazing.

But I gotta get back home to tell the whole story.

I will name names!

But to the artist? Michele loves it and thank you.

All will be explained later.

But it is cool.

You have an amazing talent.

Thank you.

Oh hell.

Now I had to listen to it.

Thanks….

One of the best songs ever.

Now good night!

Originally called REO Speedealer but REO Speedwagon threatened to sue them so this is what you got. Still the same first album.

Just a different picture and a different name.

Same bar band where this song was meant for a smoke break and a beer.

Don’t get me wrong.

Listen to “absinthe” by them if you want to hear what they are really like and it will blow you away.

This is also a great goodnight song.

Been a fun day. Open house tomorrow so that means last minute cleaning, dumping off the dogs at the groomers and hiding any evidence that dogs live here.

Fuck if I know why that bothers people. To have dogs but it does.

Step sons room turns more people off then anything else. 

He needs to sleep in the streets for a week. Just a week. All I ask. One set of clothes and directions to a soup kitchen.

Then maybe he will step up his game around here.

Who would you cast to play you in the movie of your life?

Well, that is hard. I am not into recent movies so I really don’t know anyone.

Not being a “I am better then you cause I don’t A or B” but I just can’t name anyone currently cause I don’t know anyone.

You would have asked me 20 years ago, I would have said James Spader but the government hasn’t let us have that time machine yet so that is the best I can do.

I guess they could do make up for a young Todd.

What do you wanna bet

The most popular statement out of Guy Fieri’s wife’s mouth is “Do you ever shut the fuck up?”

Followed closely by “I hope you cook better then you fuck.”

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Find out what characters share the same personality type as you here and list the characters that you find relevant below. Then tag five friends and let them know you tagged them!

I’m an ENFP (The Champion).

This is a pretty good list—though I’m not sure about Margot Tenenbaum. I think Margot’s a horrible, horrible person, even for a Tenenbaum. Holden Caulfield is a dope, but he’s a scared 16 year old. Luke, Anne, Luna, Violet , Butters, Angela, and WALL-E, though? I’ll take it it.

Examples:

  • The eponymous main character of WALL•E

I am ENFJ. (The Diplomat)

These scare me. 2% of the population?

  • Barack Obama
  • Abraham Lincoln
  • Ronald Reagan
  • Oprah Winfrey (?)
  • Sean Connery…I’ll take that one
  • Tommy Lee Jones
  • Micheal Jordan
  • John Cusack There

There is a hidden camera around here, right?

2 hour interview

That went well. Really well.

No international travel but the more I think about it, the more I think…ughhhhh….maybe I don’t want to do the travel anymore anyways.

Don’t get me wrong. I will still take this job, which I think I nailed, but I still would like the next week one better.

But what the fuck.

Maybe it is time to slow down.

It will make Michele and the dogs happy that I am not gone for weeks.

But nothing happened yet. The COO from today said he will b in touch real soon.

So I guess that is a good sign. 

Can’t do anything about it now.

But I feel good about it.

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atsirhc said: I use the google map app on my iphone because I don’t like iPhone’

Hey I did’t know you could do that! Ok. I’ll try the waze one when I get home as ell.

Thanks everyone!

Well well well

It seems like it was a good idea to go get my GPS. Not seeing my car at the shop is always a good sign that something is not going right.

Me: Hey man. Where is my car? I need to get my GPS out of it.

Him: I sent it out to the alignment shop to finish it.

M: Where is that?

H: 10 minutes away.

M: Can I get it? Can you give me instructions?

H: You will never find it and it is under my name.

M:….can you please go get it for me?

H: Sure. 

M: I will be back here in less than an hour. It will be here, right? 

H: It will be.

/I hope it will be……..

So….damn lucky I did this before I Ieft for the interview.