I am so bored and so hungry.
Does anyone have a question? I answer anything.
I get to pick between The 10 Commandments and Yankees baseball.
You know, there is not really much of a choice here.
This is when I go in the backyard.
Why don’t we get to do this?
Stupid fire laws.
I would like to burn something.
Fucking finding eggs.
Stupid fire laws.
Why ham on Easter Sunday?
Is that like a “fuck you” to Jewish people?
Meh. I am just gonna get a 12 pack and throw shit at the neighbors.
You celebrate your way and let me do it my way.
Vancouver folks please keep an eye out!
The TeeFury team are all pet people. If you’re in the Vancouver area, please keep an eye out for Chloe! Help get this pup home.
Someone snagged a dog?
Well there is certain level of hell you go to for that.
Well that was awful.
I am easy when it comes to food. I just tell people “get me whatever you get.”
I figure I can’t lose, right? If someone likes it, it has to be good. I figure.
I mean, I can eat anything but this was just a mistake. Not like bad or anything like that. Just wrong.
Is it that hard to make a burrito?
We both deconstructed our burritos and both complained.
Man, I ain’t never gonna wear that shirt again.
/Not really talking about my shirt
//Fuck Chipotle or however you spell it
I am just gonna go get sardines and sit on the sidewalk.
Hey! Jesus ate fish! He was a fisherman type guy. I think. I wonder why people have the fish on the car? Wasn’t he a carpenter type guy?
Yes. I know why. I let on that I am stupid but I know a few things about religion.
I tell you one thing. He is probably glad he was dead today cause if he was hanging out with me, he would have to eat those awful burritos.
Then there would have been some fucked up passage in the bible. Like Burritos 3:13.
Talking about never going to Chipotle.
Napping now for Jesus.
My dogs are glued to the TV.
I gotta figure out if they are Toronto fans or Brooklyn fans.
It is just on and they are just staring at it.
Which is funny cause neither of them have been to any of places. I guess you can be a fan of a town team before you go there.
I guess. I don’t know.
Weird damn dogs.
/This is not a sports blog
//Better hope they never look at you like this cause that is the last thing you will ever see before they kill you
///Actually. By “kill you” I meant “lick you and fall asleep on you”