Vasoline - The Other White Meat

Oh you guys remember when they were good, right?

You know what would be nice?

For everyone to have the same damn name on tumblr as they do on ello so I don’t have to figure out who you are.

So if you changed your name…and I guess if you like me….tell me who the hell you are.

atsirhc:

my gypow got interrupted because i look exactly the way i feel. spoiler alert: crap. that’s how i look and feel.
so, please enjoy this older gypow of when i looked really frickin’ adorable. i mean seriously, just all cuddly and shit. my insides feel 81 years old. my outside feels all no way, you’re not 41, get the fuck out.
42 in 3 months and i share a birthday with vasolinejesus! YAY CAPS!

/you know, most people wouldn’t brag about having the same birthday as me.
But you know, there were some fun Friday the 13th birthday parties in the past!
They might have just been normal Friday the 13th parties but I picked to call a party “my birthday party” if I damn well please.
And I think the only gifts I ever got were hangovers.

atsirhc:

my gypow got interrupted because i look exactly the way i feel. spoiler alert: crap. that’s how i look and feel.

so, please enjoy this older gypow of when i looked really frickin’ adorable. i mean seriously, just all cuddly and shit. my insides feel 81 years old. my outside feels all no way, you’re not 41, get the fuck out.

42 in 3 months and i share a birthday with vasolinejesus! YAY CAPS!

/you know, most people wouldn’t brag about having the same birthday as me.

But you know, there were some fun Friday the 13th birthday parties in the past!

They might have just been normal Friday the 13th parties but I picked to call a party “my birthday party” if I damn well please.

And I think the only gifts I ever got were hangovers.

Hey part 2!

I am out of invites for ello.

I had so much power…

All gone…..

/On the flipside, it is kinda clunky. The site. Not the power.

Make your own decisions.

Then these assholes show up an hour early?

Was that the 8 o’clock people who just came early?

Or was that just another “people” stopping in?

I guess we figure this out at 8…or not…

It…….will……….be…………..over…………soon……………

tbridge:


This is my bartender friend Joe Madden. He left for work Monday and was last seen on the 1000 block of Kearney St NE in Washington DC and never made it to work that day at Brookland’s Finest three blocks away. He’s missing and we need to find him.
He’s 6’1”, 170lbs, brown hair, beard, green eyes, and is about the nicest guy you’ll ever meet.
Please help find him and share this post far and wide.
Thanks.

tbridge:

This is my bartender friend Joe Madden. He left for work Monday and was last seen on the 1000 block of Kearney St NE in Washington DC and never made it to work that day at Brookland’s Finest three blocks away. He’s missing and we need to find him.

He’s 6’1”, 170lbs, brown hair, beard, green eyes, and is about the nicest guy you’ll ever meet.

Please help find him and share this post far and wide.

Thanks.

Who

What kind of fucked up thing is giving someone 1/2 hour notice for someone to show the house?

I was just getting back from NYC when someone told me…at 3:45…..

That is bullshit.

Then they never showed up.

So now we have one at 8.

I mean, this gives us a little time at least to eat dinner but c’mon.

Half hour was bullshit.

Step son couldn’t have done any of this alone. All this cleaning bullshit and taking the dogs out type stuff.

And then they didn’t show.

Hey!

I am on ello now! Let’s see what this thing can do.

I am 

Why bother changing my name?

I got 5 invites if anyone wants to check it out.

Hit me up.

But I haven’t played with it yet so if it sucks, don’t blame me.

And thank you to  for the kick down!

What do you enjoy most about your day?
Anonymous

I missed this from last night….

What I most like about my day is the dark. I live in the dark. 

It is no secret that I lived where it was all about night. 

Screw the day. That is when you work. Night is when the wolves come out and there is when the rules stop.

Sure. Things changed. I am not out all night anymore. I am married and going out and getting fucked up all night was something I left…thought I did….some time ago.

Don’t get me wrong. Even though I straightened all my shit out, the hard stuff, seeing the sun go down is one of the greatest feelings ever.

The only shitty part is you can’t wear sunglasses.

But that feeling is still there. Never goes away.

You don’t know what I am doing…..even though it is more then likely just sitting with my dogs in the backyard now…you still can’t tell what I am doing!

But what I enjoy most about my day is seeing the day go down.

I guess it also means I get to see Michele so that is cool as well.

And just like that…..

Things change. My FIL said he knew someone at a company that I had worked with before. 

I kinda blew it off thinking that he probably knew the guy who fills his oil burning house.

He knows the fucking President. The President wants my resume.

Well, I have worked with their IT team before. Hush hush type of stuff and I always talked with them at shows so this changes things.

I just didn’t think FIL was golfing buddies with the President of the company.

Weird.

Well now I feel a little better.

Except I am in the same situation.

Those fuckers who I worked with are all down at the show in Atlanta……..

I really hate trade shows. Even the Las Vegas ones. Although I do like the Shenzhen one but that won’t be part of this job. Shenzhen is just fun cause all the people I know that are there.

Oh well. They still come to America.

But I feel better!