Vasoline - The Other White Meat
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I am so bored and so hungry.

Does anyone have a question? I answer anything.

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If you could own any animal without all the realistic complications that would naturally occur with said ownership, what kind of animal would it be?
Chickens. I like chickens. There is so much wrapped up into that. It is not that easy to just say cause it is more then just a chicken.
It is being on a farm. Yes yes. I have done the city thing my whole life but I used to live on a farm. Dogs and chickens. Just way different then now.
Well not really now. Different from the past.
But I like it. I like just having them walk around. Cept for them roosters at 4 in the morning. 
It is very peaceful. I mean don’t get me wrong. I love drama. I love walking out for food at 3 in the morning. That will never leave me. I love walking alone at night down the streets in a city. That will never leave me.
But chickens. I like farms. I guess the routine. Having to feed them. I mean dogs are easy. They sleep all day. Not much to do there.
But chickens are fun when they get to be your friend.
Plus, having a pet chicken is fun. They ain’t got much going upstairs but they are fun.
That’s cool!

That’s cool!

Great

I get to pick between The 10 Commandments and Yankees baseball.

You know, there is not really much of a choice here.

This is when I go in the backyard.

Well wait

Why don’t we get to do this?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Easter_Fires

Stupid fire laws.

I would like to burn something.

Fucking finding eggs. 

Stupid fire laws.

When

Why ham on Easter Sunday?

Is that like a “fuck you” to Jewish people?

Meh. I am just gonna get a 12 pack and throw shit at the neighbors.

You celebrate your way and let me do it my way.

missguided:

teefury:

addisonwoolworth:

STOLEN DOG  Vancouver folks please keep an eye out!

The TeeFury team are all pet people. If you’re in the Vancouver area, please keep an eye out for Chloe! Help get this pup home. 

signal boost

Someone snagged a dog?
Well there is certain level of hell you go to for that.

missguided:

teefury:

addisonwoolworth:

STOLEN DOG
Vancouver folks please keep an eye out!

The TeeFury team are all pet people. If you’re in the Vancouver area, please keep an eye out for Chloe! Help get this pup home. 

signal boost

Someone snagged a dog?

Well there is certain level of hell you go to for that.

Hm

Well that was awful.

I am easy when it comes to food. I just tell people “get me whatever you get.”

I figure I can’t lose, right? If someone likes it, it has to be good. I figure.

I mean, I can eat anything but this was just a mistake. Not like bad or anything like that. Just wrong.

Is it that hard to make a burrito?

We both deconstructed our burritos and both complained.

Man, I ain’t never gonna wear that shirt again.

/Not really talking about my shirt

//Fuck Chipotle or however you spell it

I am just gonna go get sardines and sit on the sidewalk. 

Hey! Jesus ate fish! He was a fisherman type guy. I think. I wonder why people have the fish on the car? Wasn’t he a carpenter type guy?

Jeez.

Yes. I know why. I let on that I am stupid but I know a few things about religion.

I tell you one thing. He is probably glad he was dead today cause if he was hanging out with me, he would have to eat those awful burritos.

Then there would have been some fucked up passage in the bible. Like Burritos 3:13.

Talking about never going to Chipotle.

Oh well.

Napping now for Jesus.

Or Bunnies.

It is just that time.

Interesting

My dogs are glued to the TV.

I gotta figure out if they are Toronto fans or Brooklyn fans.

It is just on and they are just staring at it.

Which is funny cause neither of them have been to any of places. I guess you can be a fan of a town team before you go there.

I guess. I don’t know. 

Weird damn dogs.

/This is not a sports blog

//Better hope they never look at you like this cause that is the last thing you will ever see before they kill you

///Actually. By “kill you” I meant “lick you and fall asleep on you”