Thank you
Thanks for the rad birthday messages, everyone. They made me smile, so thank you for that.
- Todd
HI TODD I AM IN FRESNO AND I FORGOT MY TSHIRT YOU GAVE ME I'M SORRY I AM A BAD PERSON BUT HEY I'M IN FRESNO (kill me, please)
Ah Fresno.
Say “Hi” to the Nortenos!
Pantaloons. That is all.
Brigadoons!
Aye, Matey!
Pirates!
Pirates in pantaloons are besieging my brigadoon!
This could be an Off Broadway play!
If aliens landed here today, they'd think Elvis was at least a minor deity, McDonald's were churches, and _________?
Vegas ain’t what it used to be.
Remember when I smiled at you like I had a very low IQ and then I touched you just to see if you were real?
Those were the days, my friend. We thought they'd never end.
I'm more than a little in love with your girlfriend, but I guess we all knew that.
Those were the days, my friend. We thought they'd never end.
I'm more than a little in love with your girlfriend, but I guess we all knew that.
See Willie Ames post below.
And pass the Ho Ho’s.
Ducks or Drakes?
In times of confusion, I try to ask myself how Willie Ames would handle the situation.
When that fails, I usually go eat a Ho Ho or masturbate.
Or maybe both.
Have I told you how much I like Japan?
Todd! I feel like I'm writing to a bit of a legend here. It'll be interesting to get your side of the story as well as Michele's. Definitely looking forward to this. Welcome to tumblr. Oh, yeah... a question: What's it like being so awesome?
I still put on my condom one ball at a time just like everybody else.
If that’s what you mean.
God I hope that’s what you mean……….
Ribs, pulled-pork sammiches, bbq nachos, bbq brisket - one or all?
Ribs.
Porky Pig ribs.
In fact, Imma get a shirt with Porky on it saying “Eat Me” just for our visit.
I’ll be breaking like three taboos at once.
Eating something that talks, is a cartoon and wears no pants has to be some kind of sexual thing in Asia.
God I love Japan.
